Jeb and Earl thought they said Hens Across America when they really said Hands Across America.

Hint: Deer that don't have bodies are a heckuva lot easier to track.

The contest rules are as follows: you get to ride the shark until the stick falls out of his mouth. Then it's the next guy's turn.

Stan, here, has the record.

How freakin' rad is this? The only thing radder would be hunting freakin' dinosours. Now that would be rad.

Me and Carl, we like to think that we saved this here deer from a lifetime of dependence, debauchery and general malfeasance.
And we would know.

Duuuuude, this isn't half as big as the brookie that Duane almost netted a half an hour earlier.